Trip — Big Butt Road

Don't laugh. The driver’s seat in a modern minivan is an ergonomic miracle. They have adjustable armrests that swing out of the way, seat bottoms that extend for thigh support, and the softest foam density on the market.

Current status: Stuck in traffic on the I-95 and my booty is numb. 🛑🚫 People keep honking but I think they’re just admiring the bumper. If we break down, I’m not pushing the car... that’s what the glutes are for, right? Just trying to find a gas station snack that matches my energy. big butt road trip

Here is your definitive guide to tackling the long haul without losing feeling in your lower half. 1. The Throne: Upgrading Your Driver’s Seat Don't laugh

A Big Butt road trip is best enjoyed with a sense of humor and decent hiking legs. The routes are beautiful, the names are silly, and the memories are oddly unforgettable. Just don’t ask locals for directions to “Naked Butt” unless you’re ready for a laugh. Current status: Stuck in traffic on the I-95