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Some things you can’t unteach yourself.

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She threw her arms up in victory. Her momentum carried her backward. Her heel caught a garden hose. She fell—not gracefully, but fully—onto the lawn, her legs in the air, her sundress (which was not designed for martial arts) flipping over her head. when teaching stepmom self defense goes wrong full

And I didn’t let go.

“I don’t want to hurt anyone,” she remembers saying. Some things you can’t unteach yourself

Just when it seemed like things couldn't get any worse, Karen's cat, Mr. Whiskers, decided to join the fray. The startled cat darted between Alex and Karen's legs, causing them to trip and stumble. Alex landed on the ground, with Karen standing over him, panting and still in fight mode.

Linda nodded, her blonde ponytail bobbing. She was forty-seven, my dad’s second wife of eighteen months, and she had the nervous energy of a woman who had spent her whole life apologizing for taking up space. She laughed too easily, especially when she made mistakes. Her heel caught a garden hose

“Trust me. Dad asked me to teach you basics. Just humor me.”