Kobold Livestock Knights
Unlike a human knight who sees their horse as a companion or a tool of war, a Kobold Livestock Knight sees their mount as a multifaceted asset. A mount is a transport vehicle, a weapon, and—in the direst of winter sieges—a mobile ration pack. This pragmatic approach to chivalry has created a warrior class that is remarkably unsentimental but fiercely efficient. 2. Choosing the Steed: Beyond the Horse
Barnaby led the pack. He didn't even see the Gnomes' wooden barricade as an obstacle; he saw it as giant kindling. With a rhythmic huff-huff-huff , the hog lowered his head. Pip braced his boots in the stirrups. CRASH. kobold livestock knights
charged, using her five hundred pounds of pure, unadulterated fluff to ram the predator back into the dark crevice. When the dust settled, the tribe found sharing a victory snack of lichen with Unlike a human knight who sees their horse
The battle lasted eleven minutes. The human brigade was routed, not by claws or magic, but by blunt-force poultry trauma. The battlefield was later named "The Feather Field." With a rhythmic huff-huff-huff , the hog lowered his head
Future knights begin by guarding the livestock eggs, learning the rhythms of the herd before they can even sharpen their own daggers. The Scramble: