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Mark tried to employ the "mind over matter" technique. He thought about deserts. He thought about dry sponge cakes. He recited the multiplication tables. But the bladder is not logical; it is a hysterical dictator. The urgency shifted from a gentle suggestion to a screaming alarm.

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As soon as the last student left, she grabbed her sweater, tied it around her waist like it was 1994, and waddled sideways to the faculty bathroom. She learned a valuable lesson that day: Authority is an illusion; the bladder is reality. Mark tried to employ the "mind over matter" technique