His heart stopped.
The caption: "Sir Cheep Memorial Birdbath. Open 24/7. Bring your own joy." sparrowhater twitter fixed
(real name: Derek P., as later uncovered by investigative tweet sleuths) joined Twitter in 2018. His bio was simple: "Ecologist. Hater of Passer domesticus. They ruin native bluebird populations. No DMs." His crime? He didn't just dislike house sparrows—he dedicated his entire online presence to their digital evisceration. His heart stopped