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On the third day, he marched outside, crossed the narrow alley between their houses, and knocked.

Not just any dancing, mind you. Mr. Jenkins was doing a rather awkward, hip-swiveling dance that seemed to be inspired by some sort of exotic, burlesque performance. His bright orange Hawaiian shirt was unbuttoned, revealing a hairy chest and a pair of bright red suspenders. My Neighbor Is Way Too Perverted- -Summer Speci...

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I felt like garbage.