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claiming anyone could escape a headlock in five seconds with "minimal energy". The Expectation:

Her prescription:

Consider the case of "Emily" (name changed for privacy), a stepmother of two years to a teenage stepdaughter, "Jenna." Emily’s husband, Mark, a former military combatives instructor, thought it would be fun to teach Emily basic defensive moves in their living room. They practiced “startle drills”—suddenly grabbing Emily’s wrist or shoulder so she could practice flinching into a defensive posture. when+teaching+stepmom+self+defense+goes+wrong

Consequences of not following self-defense advice - Facebook 31 July 2018 — claiming anyone could escape a headlock in five

She spends the next week lying flat on the floor watching Law & Order, claiming she "almost had it." He spends the week telling his friends, "I think I broke my stepmom." The physical therapy bills hit the family deductible by March. Consequences of not following self-defense advice - Facebook

The joke relies on the instructor thinking the stepmom is fragile, only to be proven painfully wrong.